parentals are lame
boys are lame
life is sometimes mega lame
so why do we put up with it?
why cant all men be like sweeney todd?
willing, handom, and advengers?
i mean, come on, is having a mad man as your husband/spouse that slits throats while singing show tunes REALLY that hard to ask for?
:D
i didn get to go to the party today :(
insted, i have to go icky shopping for my uncle who lives in chicago :((
i went into the mega huge and super cramed sports store and it was just CHAOS
never go shopping during march madness
so i go in there with my mummy, and i look for some cool gag gifts for my uncle, whos a huge notre dame fan
seriously
he'd marry notre dame if it was a person
so anyway, i go into there and find these kick ass pair of shorts right? that i ended up buying 2 pairs, one for me and one for him. and so i pay for them in this REALLY REALLY small cashier place in the ginormous sports store FILLED TO THE BRIM with shit.
and then as i was watching the KU game in there, a nice chat happened.
Me: "Why is this store so big?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night"
Random KU fan: "GET IN THE WHOLE BITCH."
yeah. im gonna go eat a blurburry moofin now.
peace outt.
2 comments:
I want Sweeny Todd toooooo. :((( He's a coolio dudeee. I didn't go to the party but I was doing awesome things like being anti social and cursing my parents and drawing demon time-traveling bunnies.
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Brittany, I love you, and really, why can't we all have an extremely handsome man that slits throats while singing show tunes, THAT IS TRULY THE AMERICAN DREAM IS IT NOT!?!
D:
sounds like fun? haha
wait...you seriously had this conversation with your mom XDDD
your mom sounds....awesome?
haha
I wants a blurburry moofin :O
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